Suggested modifications
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Gas Prices are way too high and rising!
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This is the future of our transportation. Remember, you heard it here first. We at SuckItUpPrincess
have already sent off for our modification kit to make the change for the future of transportation.
You may as well just
SuckItUpPrincess
and accept the way things are and put a smile on your face and go about your business. This is not only
the blame of gas prices mind you. This is also the largest pollution maker out there. Since we've figured
out how to dump the smokers polluting the air by taxing the piss outta people, now its time to attack
the drivers (where the REAL problem is). Think of it this way.. If you're one of those princess's out there
that's attacking the smokers and not the car pollution problem then go out right now to the nearest car and
stuff your mouth over a running car's tailpipe. Lets just see which you can tolerate most, cigarette smoke
or tailpipe exhaust. Now where is the REAL problem?
Eh?
Princess?
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SuckItUp Centerfold
This section speaks for itself.
Send in your photo for the SuckItUp Centerfold!
Everyone gets a chance here!
E-Mail:centerfold@suckitupprincess.com
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Please welcome one of our new coders. We had to find some cost effective help and this is the best we could come
up with.
The Management
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Sing me a song and I'll give you an opinion.
Can ya believe it?! More crap to complain about. If you have any issues or opinions you'd care
to share, don't hesitate!
Issues - E-Mail
Opinions - E-Mail
Complaints - Something Sux
Text for those links too small or too close together? hehe, Suck It Up Princess, deal with it..
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"I'll fix the problems of the world"
say's one innocent bystander after reading a few of our column's. We've taken a poll for many different topics
and for most everything we've mentioned, the above image was 87.9% of the public's answer. We also had someone
reply saying
Kiss This
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SAVE 0% !!
Be the talk of the town! Be totally IN STYLE! Do you want to set yourself
apart from the typical drab dull people you see day after day in the same old
crappy bra's? OF COURSE YOU DO!
Buy yourself a one and only SuckItUpPrincess GropeBra!
'See photo below':
Contact: SuckItUpPrincess.com
Affiliate of No One dammit
All bra's subject to price change, subject to out of stock, subject to defects, subject to more subjects
and must be fitted per person in person. Make your appointment today!
Offer only good until Dec. 5th 1901
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April Fools Day
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Newly arrived on the market, is the new SuckItUpPrincess keyboard with one touch
SuckItUp quick key!! Yes, that's right, with one press of the key you can be at our site
SuckingItUp with the rest of the world. It'll be the rave of the WORLD!! Bwahahahahaha,
umm, oh.. Sorry, got carried away there for a second. Back to reality folks!
'See photo below':
SuckItUpPrincess
and get your keyboard today!
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Have we got balls or what?!?!
We say 'No', we just report it the way we see it. There's something said for being a
realist and not walking around day in and day out with rose coloured sunglasses on. The
world isn't a pretty picture a lot of the time, but is at other times. You gotta take the good
with the bad and the bad with the good and just do what you can to make the best of it. Too many
people have all shades of different faces tucked away in their closet's with at least 3 or more
face changes a day. You may think this is a harsh way to look at things, yes? Well hell no. This
is just another little tid-bit of reality at work seeing people for what or who they are. If people
have to have face changes on a daily basis then what the hell, go for it. However you won't find that
here! There is only one face of reality and a dose of sarcasm so hold your nose and swallow. Its easy
to take. You just have to be open minded, not have a mind set to rule others, let people be who they
are and not who you want them to be and go about your business and you'll be able to wear the face of
reality too.. Just:
SuckItUpPrincess
and get with the program.
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