The SuckItUp Administrator
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Today, special instructions on stoking proxy's!
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Yes, you guessed it.. One of our very own staff is making an appearance in our
column this week due to the precise instructions needed for the stroking of proxy's.
To my knowledge, there are only a few people in the world with the knowledge needed for such
tasks and I'm very proud to have him on our team. At this time I'll hand over the keyboard to
the administrator of SuckItUpPrincess.
The reason I am making my appearance in this column is because we have a poor soul out there
that is having the hardest time stroking his proxy, this is for you Jeff.
The stroking of proxy's really isn't as bad as you might think, however I've heard that some
are having a very bad time of it. First on your list of things to do, I want you to familliarize
yourself with your mouse. See below image:.
This IS the main thing people have had a hard time recognizing in the past, everything else
is childsplay. Lets first open your internet browser of choice. Go into your settings, connections,
then proxy settings. While you have that box open, you must very very gently grasp your mouse, keeping a
lite yet firm grasp on it. Now using a circular motion (almost like a slight twisting) move your mouse
to the top of the settings box on your screen, then to the bottom of the settings box. You'll need to
repeat this for approximately 5 min's while at the same time slightly twisting your hand around the sides
of the mouse. One would think this would be stroking the mouse but in reality your mouse is active on the
proxy settings box which therefore transfer's any stroking of the mouse, to the proxy. Assuming you have
does this correctly, after about 5 min's your screen should blink a few times then stop. Just incase your
sight is hindered in any way you may want to take a towelette and clean the monitor and mouse at this time
to insure the settings are properly inputed into the proxy fields. Once everything is all clear to you,
click ok and be on your way to browsing the internet freely.
The SuckItUp Administrator
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Sing me a song and I'll give you an opinion.
Can ya believe it?! More crap to complain about. If you have any issues or opinions you'd care
to share, don't hesitate!
Issues - E-Mail
Opinions - E-Mail
Complaints - Something Sux
Text for those links too small or too close together? hehe, Suck It Up Princess, deal with it..
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Evidently unknown to us,
you can't walk up and down the streets with 'SuckItUpPrincess' signs hanging on you protesting the
ignorance of todays society. I thought at least the dog would slip through the cracks of the system, but
noOOooo, even the dog was read the riot act. After having to stand there for 3 hours saying over and over
'We will not tell people to SuckItupPrincess' by hanging sign's on us' we were allowed to re-enter
SuckItUpPrincess.com Enterprises only to go on with our work. We have people to fry and brains to cook without
the system getting in our way! Everyone chant! 'Bah to the system, Bah to the system'
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toilet paper? Isn't it time you did something about having to partially stand in that hunched over stance
waddling to the refills trying not to make too much of a mess?
Buy yourself a LONG LASTING roll! 'See photo below':
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April Fools Day
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You're walking toward a door, as you
get closer to the door, it opens. On the other side its pitch dark, yet you enter the doorway
anyway. You have entered............. The Twilight Zone.... do DO do do
do DO do do To test yourself, to see if you are in the 'Zone', look at the
image above in this column, stare at the center point, move your head backward then forward then
backward then forward (no, don't tilt your head, move your whole head while staying focused on the
center point).. Now if you find that the circles encapsulating the center point move, you're in the
'Zone'.. You're probably now wondering, what does this mean? Well I'm here to tell ya, it mean's
NOTHING... Just
SuckItUpPrincess
and read on to the rest of the columns.
That was just for fun..
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On an upbeat note there's been report of a new stamp in circulation. The reports are
vague at best however we've been told that this new stamp is only being used in certain nudist colonies.
We're still checking into any validity of the stamp and we'll report any findings directly to you, our
readers. According to sources, the new stamp is for nudist colony local mail and is not being used for
any out-of-nudist colony mail so we'll never see it on any normal mail.
We just have to add to this, if you do receive any mail with this stamp in the upper right
hand corner,
SuckItUpPrincess
its a very cool stamp and we need more like it! Deal with it!
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This is some stuff I felt was
totally worth reporting.
