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I don't go insane reading this crap!

 

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Need to make a call to the help desk?!?

Well don't be in a hurry to get your problems fixed anytime soon. I've experienced a few calls to the help desks and/or correspondence to the help desk via e-mail and let me tell you, it's a lost cause. There are many companies that have outsourced their help desks to other countries and in SuckItUp's opinion it fucking sucks. If you talk to anyone actually needing help with their computer, cell phone, heating, electric, I'd bet my last dollar you'll hear the same thing.
1) You can't understand them due to the fact they don't have a very good comprehension of the English language which you'd expect from anyone answering the fucking phone.
2) They don't think outside the box, NO real time diagnostics.. If your problem doesn't fall within their knowledge base or scripted answers it doesn't get fixed.

One of my many questions is this.. Where has customer service gone? It's a thing of the past. Once you make that purchase and whatever company you have dealt with which has your money, you're on your own and they really don't want to hear from you again unless it's to purchase something else and give them more of your hard earned money. Remember the day when the customer mattered??

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Try making a call to the Sears help desk. I have, and the lack of personable response is evident. I'm not saying that Sears is one of those that has outsourced their help desk/service desk. But they do lack the caring that a company should have when help is needed. I have recently had dealings with the satellite company we subscribe to which is Bell Express Vu and I can say that the first call I made (among many) I simply hung up on the help desk since I had absolutely NO clue what she was saying. I called them right back with the hopes I would have someone different, which I did. The next person was difficult to understand but I could recognize key words which I was able to extrapolate and create a sentence that I thought he was saying. For the most part we were able to wing it. I still feel strongly that this should NOT happen. Anyone working a help desk for a company in your own country should speak fluently the language of that country and not have an accent like you have your mouth full of shit. Any company that has outsourced their help desk to MumFreakinBi should have their business taken away. To those companies, SuckItFreakinUp, you're help desk people are a bunch of ass wipes that can't speak, can't hear, can't help. If that's the route your company has taken, don't even bother with a help desk. Just dump the whole idea and be honest with people and tell them once they've bought the product they are on their own.

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Ladies..... Not that I'm trying to insinuate anything here but I just wanted to take a minute to emphasize that practice makes perfect. I'm sure you've all heard the term before.


SuckItUp Centerfold


I don't know where this was, or what
it was for but I think this place would
be worth visiting. ;)

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SuckItUpPrincess reserves the right to exclude any photo's that do not apply to this section.

All photo's will be reviewed

People! Grow some balls! Lets have your pictures! Sheesh!

Your picture could be here!


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The next topic on our list would be the great Microsoft Office 2007 .. Now let me emphasize, it sux.. Plain and simple. My wife and I bought two copies of Microsoft Office 2007, and the initial install was a pain in the ass. Then to add to that, ever since it's been installed there has been error upon error popping up here and there on my machine. I'm sure that anyone using Windows for any length of time has seen the great Dr. Watson now and again, well once Office 2007 is installed let me tell you, you haven't seen nothing yet. There's now an OfficeWatson which I've seen time and time and time and time again telling me there's problems. Well my message to Microsoft would be something to a tune like this. Stuff your OfficeFuckingWatson up your asses. I'm sooooo tired of seeing this shit that I could spit nails. I really don't give a shit about your serials, your protection schemes, your bullshit attempt at trying to tell me how my system should run. All I want is for the fucking thing to run. Screw the rest. With the way Office 2007 runs on my system, I'd be way better off running Office 2003. At least I didn't have any problems there. It ran, it didn't try to take over my system, it didn't error out with every other program I run. Once Office 2007 is installed, expect your resources to go to null. Let me just give you a little example. I opened office to check e-mail, then closed. Afterwards I found I had a lot of lag in the system performance. So I started checking. Oh, lets see what tasks are running. To my surprise I had about 20 OfficeWatson tasks running. So rather then end tasking, I decided a reboot is in order. Well before my system will reboot, I have to hit about 20 'End Task' buttons before the reboot will shut down Windows. This isn't the only time either. There's numerous times that I need to reboot and I get multiple Office Watson 'End Task' box's .. The good Doc needs to DIE a QUICK DEATH.

Needless to say, most of my reboots now are a simple holding of the power button for excess of 5 secs otherwise I'm clicking 'End Task' for minutes. From one PC user to another, don't bother with 2007, you'll only encounter problems. My system isn't totally up to date on the latest and greatest hardware however, I CAN and DO run the latest and greatest high resolution games therefore you know it's not a dinosaur. Office shouldn't have any problem running.

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This is old news but still good news which I haven't heard till lately and I thought it would make a worth while article. There should be more museums doing what the Leopold Museum in Vienna did. This was a one day event, however anyone showing up to view the exhibition of art named 'The Naked Truth' in the buff were admitted free of charge. This was way back in 2005 when it happened but I would think that with all the time that's gone by we would be more open enough to have this type of event happen more often without society's nudity issues. We have a long way to go before society will grow up enough to look beyond the cloth's factor.

SuckItUp Society and GROW UP


TV STATIONS
This is a topic that bothers the shit out of me almost nightly. Imagine the setting, you're sitting in your living room watching a nice movie or even series on tv and then comes the ole trusty commercial break. BOOMING in with a volume of 1/4 more then what the volume was previously set at. I have given this some thought and if the advertisers are really wanting us to hear the commercial ads then they'd have the sense to leave the fucking volume alone. All the higher volume does for me is to do one of two things. Either turn it way the hell down, or mute it all together. Now IF the volume was left alone and consistent the chances are I'd leave it alone and hear every word they're trying to advertise about. But screw that! I prefer not sounding like a commercial addict to my neighbors.
All the TV stations can just simply
SuckItUpPrincess
and screw your commercials.



YOU TOO! can be the envy of the neighborhood. Get your own hands free flashlight! Umm, not sure how the guys would aim it though..


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The Sun Discontinues SUNShine Boy

We at SuckItUp feel that the discontinuation of the SUNShine Boy comes with prejudice. Their statistics say that more then 80% of their readers do in fact check the SUNShine Girl with less then 45% visiting the SUNShine Boy section. They are saying the reason is "It was hard to get good-looking guys,". People have to remember though, beauty is in the eye's of the beholder. What's good looking to one isn't necessarily good looking to someone else. Same goes for the females, its just that typically if a female shows some skin, males do nothing but drool

Well hell people, statistics also say that there are an equal number of males to females that are on the net. This may be, however I don't believe there are an equal number of females to males that actually BROWSE the net. So with that thought, naturally there will be more hits to the SUNShine Girl. Keeping with equal opportunity in mind, the SUNShine Boy deserves the same opportunity to be listed regardless of the hit count.

Keeping equality in mind, SuckItUpPrincess is going to initiate a new section.

The SuckItUp Boy
and
The SuckItUp Girl

What do we need from you? Simply send your favorite photo (must be yours, owned by you, and authorized for posting). Give us some information about yourself for posting along with the photo. The information provided should include:

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SuckItUp Boy or Girl Continued:

Name
Address (for our information, not posted)
Occupation
Married/Single
Reason if any for posting
Goals
Hobbies
E-Mail Address if you like

 

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