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Let me preach to you from the scriptures
Keep visiting and over time
Mine will be thine

 

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Now with what?!?

I have to admit, this is some good stuff! I've eaten this soup for quite a while now. I don't eat it like any normal person would though. My preparation is this. Make enough instant mashed potatoes, heat up the soup, then dump the soup on top of the mashed potatoes. This soup is thick enough that it doesn't flow everywhere like you'd expect from your typical soup. I realize there are already potatoes in the soup, however its best eaten with mashed. So I just put up with the regular potatoes. One day while shopping at the local grocer with my wife, I noticed this can which I've bought so many times before but with the words 'NOW WITH' on the label. So I read further. Now With Sirloin?!? My question is this. What was in it before?!?! I've always bought the sirloin version of this soup and as far as I knew it had sirloin since that's what was stated on the label. But if it 'NOW' has sirloin then obviously I was mistaken. Did it have hamburg made to look like sirloin? Did it have soy made to look like sirloin? What the hell did it have?!?! If in fact it wasn't sirloin before, it damn well should NOT have said it had that. This is one of my little problems with the way society works things. They label things in such a way that I'm sure as far as legalities are concerned it's stated properly on the label. But typically things are stated in such a way that the wool is pulled over the eye's of the consumer unless they are well informed of where to look on a label for the REAL truth of what you're buying. Somebody tell me, what the fuck was I eating before?!?!

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The GreenHouse Effect: This is a topic that's being kicked around and kicked around by both believer and non-believer. Well here it is again on this website as well. I've looked around at lots of information on the subject and have learned some things myself. One thing I knew though, we are humans and therefore we always have our own well being in mind (so long as it's today we're thinking about and NOT years down the road).. For some idiotic reason we just don't think that far in advance, hense I doubt any governments will act on any of the warnings we're getting for the greenhouse effect until it comes right up and bites them on their politician asses. One such website, that I believe explained it really well for for me anyway, is http://www.grist.org/advice/ask/2006/04/24/greenhouse/ .. After I read various pages about the greenhouse effect, I have come to one conclusion. Hopefully you've all watched the AWESOME movie 'The Matrix' .. Remember when Morpheus was caught and bound and Mr Smith was talking to him about escaping the planet? Looking at the way we all are, I believe Mr Smith has it right. Humans are like a virus, we move from place to place on the planet using up resources everywhere we go and we leave nothing in return except waste. Think about it people! We do! As I'm sitting here updating this website I'm using resources up as we speak. What am I leaving behind? Not a freaking thing.
We're all just viruses, and Mr Smith is the fix.
Onward: What's going to be done about it? Nothing, not till the earth begins rebelling in force. A nice start would be related to this next link I'm going to give you ' http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/ ' .. Sign up, do your part, express yourself, errrr ummm, expose yourself to make people turn their heads and see and ask 'what the fuck are you all about?' ..
Lets take a look at why nothing will be done. Put yourself in the politicians place. I'd be willing to bet that any politician that would support the greenhouse ideals and fight for what is the inevitable and what we need to do would be booted right out of government. How many would be willing to give up a few of the luxury's on the idea that we're ruining our planet? How many politicians would ride a bike (excluding indoor bike machines) to get from point A to point B? Bet my last dollar not one of 'em. Then you have to think about the auto industry's. Talk about power. When it comes to decisions about the future of cars, exhaust gases and the like, they're the ones writing the rules. Why? The politicians want to stay in their cushy positions, complete with their luxury's. I'm not at all saying we should all revert back to stones and spears, but we could all do at the very least a little something to improve our situation. As for today though, money talks, bullshit walks.

Then comes the end...... When mother nature says

Fuck you...

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Ladies.. Honestly, big tits doesn't matter.. Anything over a mouthful is a waste. Natural is the way to go, fake is nice to look at but that's about it.. Now I'll grant you one thing here. I've never had the opportunity to grasp in my little paws a silicon implanted breast. But just the though I'd be scared I'd break something. I don't know about the rest of you, but when I'm squeezing my wife's tits I tend to get carried away. It's like a force that comes over me in waves and there's no way I can avoid a tight, rough, hard squeeze. What would happen if that was an implanted breast? First thing comes to my mind is 'POP' ..
No thanks...

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Next up, lets get WEIRD and cut lose a little!

Here's one for all you freaks out there.. As I'm sitting here updating I'm tuning out to some Maryln Manson and having some really weird thoughts for this update so here we go..
The new lineup of dolls for you to drool over.. The SuckItUp Team has gone out and investigated, tested, and come to the conclusion that you'd have 'lots' of fun with these dolls.. Barbie's been a lot of places and done a lot of things, but she's getting pretty lose if you ask me.. I'm wondering though, where's the blowup version?!?

First for all you Goth heads: Barbie was in an evil mood when she did this one. Bondage is the first thing comes to mind. She'd tie you up, spit on you and stick her spikes in places you never would have thought about having spikes.


Next in the lineup: One thing surprises me about this Barbie is she's not wearing a thong?!?! What the fuck! These panties aren't even crochless! This particular version of Barbie IS braless though. That's a plus. Non-siliconed breasts.


Next we're going to please all you people out there that have pinned up aggressions.. Complete with gun and clip refill we have the Gangsta Barbie, the bitch of the Bronx.. She'll throw you down, hold you at gun point and fuck your brains out before you have a chance to piss yourself from being scared.. Watch that second hand smoke though, it's a killer:


Lets go off the charts now.. Next we have the Transgender Barbie. I never found out the truth, but I personally think this is really Ken with a little plastic surgery made to have Barbie features. This one comes with full breasts and fully working cock. Useable (interlocking) with the other Barbie series. Lots of fun if you have the whole set:

Lastly we have a coupled set. These were created after Barbie tried to screw Ken out of some money she made while 'doing' the other Barbies.

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Back to reality: Have you ever wondered what you can do with x-ray machines?! I know I have, think about it most every day. Well here's a couple people that not only thought about it, but went all the way with experimenting. Note the first image: I believe this is two different people in comparison to the rest of the images. Check the dental work. This x-ray doesn't show fillings in the teeth so there must be someone else in the other x-rays.

Next we're having a little more fun, this is SO totally awesome! I'd LOVE to have the opportunity to give this a try.

No abnormalities that I can see in these x-rays.. This next one looks like it could have turned out to be painful though. Look how close the teeth are! OUCH! Course in that position, feel no pain comes to mind. I have to wonder what it would look like when 'she swallows' ;)

Yeah yeah, crude I know.. What the fuck, you only live once.. Last but not least:

Now THIS is crude looking... I don't wanna know what all the rest of that stuff in there is..

More fun to cum!

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The Sun Discontinues SUNShine Boy

We at SuckItUp feel that the discontinuation of the SUNShine Boy comes with prejudice. Their statistics say that more then 80% of their readers do in fact check the SUNShine Girl with less then 45% visiting the SUNShine Boy section. They are saying the reason is "It was hard to get good-looking guys,". People have to remember though, beauty is in the eye's of the beholder. What's good looking to one isn't necessarily good looking to someone else. Same goes for the females, its just that typically if a female shows some skin, males do nothing but drool

Well hell people, statistics also say that there are an equal number of males to females that are on the net. This may be, however I don't believe there are an equal number of females to males that actually BROWSE the net. So with that thought, naturally there will be more hits to the SUNShine Girl. Keeping with equal opportunity in mind, the SUNShine Boy deserves the same opportunity to be listed regardless of the hit count.

Keeping equality in mind, SuckItUpPrincess is going to initiate a new section.

The SuckItUp Boy
and
The SuckItUp Girl

What do we need from you? Simply send your favorite photo (must be yours, owned by you, and authorized for posting). Give us some information about yourself for posting along with the photo. The information provided should include:

Continued below:

SuckItUp Boy or Girl Continued:

Name
Address (for our information, not posted)
Occupation
Married/Single
Reason if any for posting
Goals
Hobbies
E-Mail Address if you like

 

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I'm going to see if this site will support itself and ask for donations. What will a donation get you? That's easy. It'll give me more time to update this site for one. Another thing is it will show me that you support the activities of this site. If there are enough donations, I'll even explore a new look, new options and activities to add. Lets see where it goes.


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