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RIDGECREST, California A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. The $54 citation for impeding traffic was dismissed Friday after
Linc and Helena Moore's State law restricts livestock on highways, but not domestic animals. The chicken was ticketed March 26 for impeding traffic after it wandered
onto a The Moores said they got the ticket because they were among several people who complained that deputies have done little to curb noisy off-road vehicle riders. "For the last two and a half years, no one has been able to stop the kids riding their bikes in the middle of the road or the neighbors dogs running around our neighborhood," Linc Moore said. "But when our chicken escaped and crossed the road once it became a huge issue." Sheriff's officials said the ticket had nothing to do with the Moores' complaints Suckitupprincess Whatever..... |
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The newest in the rage of style is shown above. The 'Seat belt-Bra' . Ladies, everyone is converting to the new style in strap ware so to keep up with the style, you should all go out and get one of these new designer bras. Not only does it keep you tucked in nicely, but it also provides a wealth of ventilation for those hot and sweaty days when you need some air flow happening. Keep cool... One person's comment after wearing the 'Seat belt-bra': 'This is the most awesome in the line of bra-ware that a woman can have. When my neighbors saw it, everyone had to have one. Now we're all wearing one on our block. Its all the rage around here.' BUY A FEW TODAY! © SuckItUpPrincess
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Issues - E-Mail - Don't like anything about this site - Take a good look at these knives. Might be gone before long.
A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing. According to sources violent crime is on the increase says a team from West Middlesex University Hospital. They also say that kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings. Also 10 top chefs from around the UK were consulted and they say knives have little practical value in the kitchen. Non of the chefs who were asked felt knives were essential since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed. The argument was that a short pointed knife might cause a superficial wound but is unlikely going to penetrate inner organs like a long knife would. Certain researchers say that one key step to fight against violent crime would be to ban the sale of long pointed knives. People... What they're trying to say is this. Long kitchen knives are readily available to whom ever wants to grab it and use it therefore they want it removed from availability for anyone to grab and use as an attacking weapon. I say this, WTF! (for those that don't know the acronym it means WHAT THE FUCK!).. Knives have been around since before man made laws. Its just another way for government to try and rule your lives and they're trying to play mom and dad to the public. Screw that! What would be next? Ball point pens? You know they're very dangerous. They can go deeper then a short bladed knives when used for stabbing, they can take your eye(s) out with one flick of the wrist and more. Ban 'em? Sure, why the hell not. Then make us have to hire a professional who is authorized to use pens to write for us. You know what I have to say next...... SuckItUpPrincess!
A matter of public record: While searching the public archives we found that public indecency charges were made against the Tree family. Mr. and Mrs. Tree were outraged that they were caught so soon after the chicken that crossed the road was ticketed. Rebuttal suits were filed by Mr. and Mrs. Tree stating that its a police conspiracy. © SuckItUpPrincess
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Pussay Galore Paint Jobs We weren't going to share this tid-bit of news however we feel that it should be known to all. We were out for a paint job on one of our company vehicles and we found a place called 'Pussay Galore'. We thought 'ok, lets give the place a try since it appeared to be a hole in the wall outfit and seemed to need the business' .. In the shop goes the company vehicle. When it comes out, well, you see it.. We were so thrilled with the paint job that every time we get in the damn thing we get a hard on! As for the female drivers of the bug, we just take pics during their togetherness. Its a real turn on. As we end this article, we want to encourage everyone to be sure to take all paintwork to 'Pussay Galore'... You won't be sorry! © SuckItUpPrincess Revised! One of our on site reporters was sent out for a special paint job at Miss Pussay Galore's paint booth and wouldn't ya know it! She found the rival instead. We had no idea, but down the road a short way was the hidden away paint booth's of Mr Cock Galore. We had to have a talk with her, but due to her driving the car all the time, we totally understand why she did what she did by going to the 'other' paint shop.
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More in the news... We're here to tell ya, the shit doesn't stop here.. Not only is it portable, but when not in use it folds away into a bag the size of a suitcase and weighs only 8kg. The chemicals used along with the shit breaks down waste into a sweet smelling inoffensive liquid. It inflates into an area of about 1.2m high by a meter wide. It is said that it's sufficient to accommodate two people. The sachet of chemicals is said to be enough for one person's use for about 8 days. You empty it after your journey. Now with that out of the way, SuckItUpPrincess says Buy one for your loved one today!. The Sun Discontinues SUNShine Boy We at SuckItUp feel that the discontinuation of the SUNShine Boy comes with prejudice. Their statistics say that more then 80% of their readers do in fact check the SUNShine Girl with less then 45% visiting the SUNShine Boy section. They are saying the reason is "It was hard to get good-looking guys,". People have to remember though, beauty is in the eye's of the beholder. What's good looking to one isn't necessarily good looking to someone else. Same goes for the females, its just that typically if a female shows some skin, males do nothing but druel. Well hell people, statistics also say that there are an equal number of males to females that are on the net. This may be, however I don't believe there are an equal number of females to males that actually BROWSE the net. So with that thought, naturally there will be more hits to the female SUNShine Girl. Keeping with equal opportunity in mind, the SUNShine Boy deserves the same opportunity to be listed regardless of the hit count. Keeping equality in mind, SuckItUpPrincess is going to initiate a new section.. The SuckItUp Boy What do we need from you? Simply send your favorite photo (must be yours, owned by you, and authorized for posting). Give us some information about yourself for posting along with the photo. The information provided should include: Continued below: |
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Gemini:
(May 21-June 20)
You won't get away with much on the 29th, so keep things honest, up front and
to the point. As long as you don't lead someone on or astray, you will do
well. A romantic encounter looks promising. Making money is where you should
be putting your time and effort on the 30th, 31st and 1st. Working toward
a stable and secure future is crucial right now. You will discover there is
more than one way to do things. Your personal life will take a sudden turn
on the 2nd and 3rd. What happens will be a blessing in disguise. You will
look suspicious if you aren't crystal clear in your response on the 4th. You
will be inclined to over spend trying to impress someone.
Now that we're done with this update:
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