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Money money money, makes the world go round, then round again. I've tried and tried to make enough off this site to keep me typing (and watching the nice ass load screens for the games I play) however the time has come when I must go out into the wilderness and get something supplemental to make up for the upkeep of this site. There is someone out there in the world that has walked away with my being independently wealthy, I'd like it returned please. So far I have about 1000 thongs with suckitupprincess.com stamped on the front with no one buying them. Hell, I get to switch thongs every day and not do laundry for a week at a time! OMG its awesome to be able to wait that long. Of course I do get a little income from a few special ones out there (you know who you are) that has bought some of my used thongs. heh, that helps, but not enough. I have to wonder, what DO they DO with those used thongs. Oh well, must just be into doing laundry. Onward to the next topic of the hour.

© SuckItUpPrincess

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I just have to re-open this topic. Since our first article about Spike T.V.'s change in scheduling taking a dive for the worse, I must come to the conclusion that they've come across our concerns and have rectified the scheduling problem. Currently, SPIKE RULES for the 'most' part. They've addressed my love for Star Trek and even today (which is Canada day here) there was a whole day of Star Trek and 'AND' they ONLY put on about 3 commercials between breaks. That in itself was totally awesome to me, I mean I really hate those damn commercials, I just wanna give a big THANK YOU to Spike for bringing back the Star Treks!

© SuckItUpPrincess

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Respect, we can spell it, but do we abide by its meaning?

Looks fake eh?

This is the sight that is being put on display (with consent of the person(s) being shown) with the intent to teach people about human skeletal, cardiovascular and other aspects of the body. Now I'm all for learning, but there are degrees. I must dub this 'DISCUSTING' and with total lack of respect for someone that has died. There HAS to be better ways to learn other then going around with the appearances of the old time carnival freak shows. Shown is a woman which was one of more then 200 people who donated their cadavers for use in 'Body Worlds'. Most of the bodies have been skinned or dissected to reveal all the internals such as muscles, bones, nerves and organs. They've undergone a process which is called 'plastination' which replaces body fluids with clear pliable plastic.

I'm sorry, but this would be the very last place I'd go for a show. Even SuckItUp with its lack of respect for societies standards has more respect then that. I'll grant you though, I have told my wife that once I die, she is to ensure that she has my penis cut off, stuffed in an erection and is used as a dildo, however I am just kidding. Even in death I wouldn't want that puppy removed. What do we know about death? Nothing. What if after it was chopped off I'd be a walking ghost without a penis. NOooooo! I don't wanna be condemned to that soooo leave it alone.

The moral to this story? Let the dead rest in peace. Make your 15 minutes of fame doing something else other then skinning cadavers and putting them on display.

Hense:

SuckItUpPrincess! This is downright rude!

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I found this very funny. Think about it, who really reads the packages to the soup labels other then simply skimming through enough of it to get the idea 'hmmm, ok this is all I have to do'. Well, after reading a little further I noticed they actually put some cool writing on this particular soup. Its nice they have a sense of humour. Click each image above and read the goldish text mid-way on the package. hehehe

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Its been reported that during a function at a recreation centre in Ontario, a 16 year old girls cell phone exploded into fire causing small second degree burns. According to sources, the girl was in the kitchen and near a pot of water so the flames were extinguished quickly. The cell phone was in the girls back pocket and the victim didn't even realized what was happening with others around her thinking there were fireworks going on.

This is just one way of saying 'This girl MUST have one HOT ass' .. The cell phone just couldn't handle being near it and just like your typical male, it exploded.

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More in the news...
A donation of $35 million in stock was given as a gift to Princeton University to assist in turning out high level diplomats and to produce next generation Averell Harrimans, Robert Lovetts and George F. Kennans in 1961. After almost a decade, the donors (and most recently the children of the donors) have a suit filed stating that the University was misspending and instead putting out more journalists, bankers and a professional obiost. They now want their 'gift' returned which amounts to today's money standards to about the sum of $600 million. which afterwards they wish to donate to other universities.

I've done a little research on the word 'gift' . Defined as follows: A gift or present is the transfer of money or goods without requiring something in return (at least not immediately); by extension it can be anything that makes the other more happy or less sad, especially as a favor, including forgiveness, and kindness (even when the other is not kind).

Now with that out of the way,

SuckItUpPrincess

You gave the gift, now deal with it.

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Picture yourself picking up your nice shiny new truck! Woot! You're so excited and want to show it off to everyone. Well keep one thing in mind while you're showing it off.

DON'T FREAKING BLOCK THE VEW

One of my pet-peaves is people who drive trucks. I'm not talking about semi's either. Point one, I pull up to the stop sign and attempt to look both ways before pulling out onto the busier road and low and behold there's this ASSHOLE that parked his FREAKING truck right at the corner which causes me to have to pull further onto the road to have the ability to see both ways. Then there's murphy's law which states 'being out further onto the intersection, someone must be coming to turn down the road I'm on and gives me a shitty look for being out so far in the road causing them to have to take a wider turn and not short-cut the turn'.

Point two, I pull up to a 2 lane stop, I'm going straight so I'm in the right hand lane and right after I come to a stop someone in a pickup truck pulls up in the left lane turning left. There's X's clearly marked in the road to stop back further and what does this ASSHOLE in the truck do? Pulls way the hell up to make sure they're blocking the freaking way.

After driving for 46 years I've come to the conclusion that people who drive trucks for the most part are asshole and don't give a shit about the guy in the car next to him that can't see through his/her nontransparent truck body.

Another point, point 3.. Why is it when you see someone getting out of a pickup truck, they're usually shorter then 5"5? Lots of times I'll see little short females getting out of a truck. WTF! Is it to make them feel bigger then they really are? Sorta like the guy in the fast sporty red sports car doesn't have a penis larger then his thumb and needs an ego boost?

SuckItUpPrincess.. Buy a Volkswagen