'12 items or less??' I need just a couple things at the grocery. I decide
to pop on down to the local grocery store, grab my lil quickie items and haul myself
on over to the 12 items or less (or fast lane) check out counter. When I get there,
low and behold there's some damn idiot standing there with half a cart of groceries!
Now it really doesn't take much sense to comprehend that 12 items or less means if you
have more then 12 items you don't go into that lane! Grow a brain you freakin idiots
that do that shit! Then you have people that wonder where rage stems from. Here I stand
with a couple items waiting on the STUPID DINK BASTARD that think they are Gods greatest
gift to the earth which shouldn't have to wait in line like normal people in the isle they're
supposed to. Just today I was standing in line at the 12 or less isle, had a couple
that was together, his stuff already bagged and gone through and her stuff being rung
up and let me tell ya, they had an aura around 'em that wreeked of snob. You know the type.
Heads stuck so far up in the air that #1) their shit doesn't stink, and #2) if it rains they'll
drown. All I can say to those that are like that is
SuckItUpPrincess
your shit DOES stink and if you're cut you bleed just like the rest of us so get off your
freakin high horse join the human race and be like the rest of us.
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This edition
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something to boggle your mind. Linked to the below picture is a Microsoft xls file. You
must have Microsoft Excel in order to use this. Take the movie quiz and see how many you know!
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Sing me a song and I'll give you an opinion.
Can ya believe it?! More crap to complain about. If you have any issues or opinions you'd care
to share, don't hesitate!
Issues - E-Mail
Opinions - E-Mail
Complaints - Something Sux
Text for those links too small or too close together? hehe, Suck It Up Princess, deal with it..
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"Australia needs sperm"
There is a 2 week offer to men between the ages of 18-40 in exchange for
their sperm. It seems there is a lack of sperm donors in Australia quite
possibly due to a new Australian law that says sperm donors can no longer
be anonymous. The ad was placed in the University of Calgary student newspaper
for the tradeoff of 2 weeks vacation in exchange for your sperm. I don't have
the statistics on the response however I do know its 15 or greater at this
point. All that's needed before the deal is sealed is some blood clearances in
Canada and they need to produce a photo identification. Once the semen analysis
is fine, then comes the progress to planning for the trip to Australia. They also
must be willing to be identified in confidential records as being the donor,
however having no legal responsibilities for any children.
From
SuckItUpPrincess
if only I wasn't shooting blanks! Argh!
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"Conditioner" What is the real reason for it? I must ask myself, if I wash my hair
why on earth would I throw something in there to make dirty again?! Is conditioner
nothing but a scam that big business has dreamed up giving us the thought that we need
some kind of vitamins in our hair when its really just something to make it dirty faster
so that we need to use up more shampoo?
continued next column
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"Free PC's"
Touching on the topic of the 'free pc' being offered in the UK, give me a freakin break.
The offer is a free pc in exchange for 1 minute of advertising for every 20 mins passed.
More, you also must use the computer for at least 30 hours a month.
Isn't it enough we have to sit and watch advertisements on the t.v.? Isn't it enough
that we have to listen to advertisements on the radio? Isn't it enough that we have
to install popup blockers for the advertisements from visiting sites on the internet?
In my own opinion, keep your pc. I'll pay for my own and you can keep your advertisements
and shove 'em. What the hell is happening in todays society when every where you turn
you see an advertisement? Talk about mind washing! That's exactly what the marketers are
trying to do, mind washing. Forcing you to 'remember' their product. Well to a point
I can understand. But there HAS to be a limit to the advertising havoc that is being
created. Already for every 6 minutes of television shows you watch you get an equil amount
if not more of advertising. Give it a break! I remember watching this one outer limits episode
which there was a person who was hooked on watching t.v. commercials and after watching each
commercial, they had to go out and buy that product. Well I'm sure that's where the marketers
are aiming. Just look at the evidence all around us.
Get your product noticed, yes... Force us to see it over and over everyday and its
SuckItUpPrincess
Shove it up your ass..
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Bored??
Don't do what these teens did. In Germany, 3 teens were bored so to accommodate their
need for something to do they hacked their way into an auction account and bought only
the most expensive things amounting up to approximately 130 million euros (which comes
to about $160 million). All of which was done within about 2 hours of a shopping spree.
Ya know what, boredom doesn't cut it.. The right and wrong path is a chosen one and
everyone has to make their own choice. As these teens did. Now they can be bored
behind bars.
SuckItUpPrincess
Shit happens, then ya die...
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