'Lets have some tube steak...' Many of us have heard the term
'tube steak' but these two took it literal. Before killing the victom,
they both supposedly agreed to cutting off the penis and then eating it
together. According to sources, police declined comment on reports that
they first flambeed the organ in spirits, then after tasting it
decided to fry it. Afterwards, the victim was killed by deep cuts to the
neck and was then cut up into parts. Some were put into deep-freeze for
later consumption which were reportedly found by police. Everything was
video taped and watched by police.
Can you imagine, I can't. What goes through someone's head to make them think
this is justified, the type of activity of both the suspect and victim. They are
both participants in this, the victim agreed, the suspect acted and they are both old
enough to know better. Like go to the vegetable garden and grow a brain people geez.
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"After the main course"
As mentioned earlier, the suspect carved up the victim and deep froze the parts for later
consumption which he did eat later. Apparently the authorities were tipped off by
internet surfers who had seen the requests the suspect made on various sites. You can
easily read up about the whole ordeal by typing the keywords 'Germany cannibal' in
your favorite search engine.
All I can say about this is
SuckItUpPrincess
SICK SICK SICK bastards!
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"Next in the news" we have some very very informative information for
you all. After very careful research, its has been discovered that females exposed
to their mates semen are happier then those that use condoms. Its been researched
that the mood altering hormones are believed to be absorbed through the vagina,
hense boosting a womens mood.
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"Better moods"
This research does not suggest that everyone stop practising safe sex, but
this is just another one of those useless research projects which draw funds
for information which we'll find meaningless. There were a total of 293 female
students who were divided into groups at the state university of New York. Those
that didn't use condoms, and those that did, or mostly used condoms. Those that did
use condoms were found not as happy. Also found among the condom users was more of
a tendency of depression and suicide attempts. This study was backed up by an extended
study on 700 women.
Also added was personalities, relationship strength, oral contraceptives didn't affect
the conclusions. According to the findings, this may also apply to unprotected oral sex
and the people who engage in anal sex. But further research is needed before a conclusion
for this area.
Can I say it now? Oral rules! Lets get that stuff right where it'll have the most affect
and lets make our females happiest in the quickest manor. Woot! Woot! Wonder how
one would get in on these further studies. Anything to help good health research.
SuckItUpPrincess
I like what I like...
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More on waste...
Where are your tax dollars going? People are dying of all these other diseases and
here we're studying how squirrels mate. There is 600,000 dollars of funds for the
findings that male African squirrels band together and don't fight over their mates
as American squirrels do. I'm sure there are more findings, however how much do we
really care about squirrels and sex? May be interesting for some (very few I'd
think), but I would much rather my tax dollars be put to finding a cure for cancer,
or AIDS, or any of the other worldly diseases we're all fighting aginst.
SuckItUpPrincess
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