'Computer Terminology...' There is the request that each manufacturer, supplier
and contractor review, identify and remove or change any identification or labeling of
equipment components that could be interpreted as discriminatory or offensive in nature.
Now its time for my two cents worth. People have way too much time on their hands. The kind
that come up with this bullshit needs to get a life and step into the real world and be a
a human being instead of trying to find out every way they can to step on human beings feet.
Note to self: Rename all computers (computer 1='Master Daddy', computer 2='Slave Mama',
computer 3='Sassy Submissive', computer 4='Cocky Master', computer 5='Master Bater',
computer 6='Date Rape', computer 7='Trouble Maker'.. Anyone taking offence in the names?
Byte me... (Note, another computer term that could possibly hit the charts for removal. 'byte')
Am I done yet? Not yet... Further... Another foresight on the future developments of complaints
continued in the next column..
SuckItUpPrincess
Keep reading.. More sillyness
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Sing me a song and I'll give you an opinion.
Can ya believe it?! More crap to complain about. If you have any issues or opinions you'd care
to share, don't hesitate!
Issues - E-Mail
Opinions - E-Mail
Complaints - Something Sux
Text for those links too small or too close together? hehe, Suck It Up Princess, deal with it..
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"Dumb, dumber, dumbest"
Next on the top list of complaints is (drum roll..................) connectors!
Can you see the complaints when it comes out that we're all suggesting sexual
innuendo when we talk about connectors being 'male' and 'female' .. I mean think
about it. Every time you plug in a male connector to a female connector you're
causing those connectors in essence to have intercourse. How on earth can anyone
plug in a male and female connector in public! I see the law coming.. No connectors
shall be plugged in unless behind closed doors and said connectors must be of a
specific age therefore all connectors must sit on the shelf for a minimum of 18
years before being used. Once all connectors are of the minimum age requirement and
are then ready for connector intercourse, all connectors must use heat shrink tubing
for protection to keep from spreading the corrosion virus. After all the bullshit is
done and said though, these complainers really really need to get a friggen life and
put their time into something constructive. Offer time at a retirement home, offer
time helping the people that can't help themselves, offer time helping out at your
local school. Anything other then taking up valuable tax dollars wasting everyone's
time on stupid crap like worrying about 'master' 'slave' labels.
Its like,
SuckItUpPrincess
and get friggen real..
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"Too much of a good thing"
can downright kill ya.. This section is all about that little tune that keeps
going through my head from hearing it over and over 1000fold... I'm talking
about the show that's taking the country(s) by storm
'Trading Spaces'..

Recently I've found a way to get that tune outta my head 'finally'! The key
is listen to Marilyn Manson repeatedly. Whamo! The Trading Spaces tune is gone.
To all the spouses out there that dedicate yourselves to Trading Spaces, be
generous and mute the tv when that tune is on.
Personally I've found that its also a good time for a nap when my wife is
watching the show. Excellent napping time. But napping only goes so far, like
when there's back to back to back episodes all weekend long. Its like OMG!
NOOOO! On goes the headphones, on goes the Marilyn Manson and into a nice
first person shooter game and we're cool. Remember the recipe for piece of
mind and you'll be cool too.
© SuckItUpPrincess
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Michael Jackson
Ok, do we all thrive on bringing someone down or what? It seems this is an
on going ordeal for Michael vs kids. Not to mention all the talk about
the appearance changes he's gone through. My own opinion is there's money
hungry moochers out there trying to get whatever they can out of him from
payoff's. This site is based about my own opinions and another one of them
is leave the dude alone and go find people that are really doing criminal
activity. Like maybe the friggen moochers getting paid off.. Lets investigate
them, was it a setup? Was it planned? See next line.
SuckItUpPrincess
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