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"MASTER -==- Slave" Brought straight to you from the desks of SuckItUpPrincess.com It is reported that a discrimination complaint has been file with a county Office of Affirmative Action Compliance.

For quite some time the usage of 'Master' - 'Slave' for computer hard disks has been accepted and used for computer terminology until now. The discrimination is about using the term 'Master' 'Slave' for computer terminology. Its said that "Based on the cultural diversity and sensitivity of Los Angeles County, this is not an acceptable identification label".

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'Computer Terminology...' There is the request that each manufacturer, supplier and contractor review, identify and remove or change any identification or labeling of equipment components that could be interpreted as discriminatory or offensive in nature.

Now its time for my two cents worth. People have way too much time on their hands. The kind that come up with this bullshit needs to get a life and step into the real world and be a a human being instead of trying to find out every way they can to step on human beings feet. Note to self: Rename all computers
(computer 1='Master Daddy', computer 2='Slave Mama', computer 3='Sassy Submissive', computer 4='Cocky Master', computer 5='Master Bater', computer 6='Date Rape', computer 7='Trouble Maker'..
Anyone taking offence in the names? Byte me... (Note, another computer term that could possibly hit the charts for removal. 'byte') Am I done yet? Not yet... Further... Another foresight on the future developments of complaints continued in the next column..

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I'll give you an opinion. Can ya believe it?! More crap to complain about. If you have any issues or opinions you'd care to share, don't hesitate!

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"Dumb, dumber, dumbest"

Next on the top list of complaints is (drum roll..................) connectors! Can you see the complaints when it comes out that we're all suggesting sexual innuendo when we talk about connectors being 'male' and 'female' .. I mean think about it. Every time you plug in a male connector to a female connector you're causing those connectors in essence to have intercourse. How on earth can anyone plug in a male and female connector in public! I see the law coming.. No connectors shall be plugged in unless behind closed doors and said connectors must be of a specific age therefore all connectors must sit on the shelf for a minimum of 18 years before being used. Once all connectors are of the minimum age requirement and are then ready for connector intercourse, all connectors must use heat shrink tubing for protection to keep from spreading the corrosion virus. After all the bullshit is done and said though, these complainers really really need to get a friggen life and put their time into something constructive. Offer time at a retirement home, offer time helping the people that can't help themselves, offer time helping out at your local school. Anything other then taking up valuable tax dollars wasting everyone's time on stupid crap like worrying about 'master' 'slave' labels.

Its like,
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"Too much of a good thing"

can downright kill ya.. This section is all about that little tune that keeps going through my head from hearing it over and over 1000fold... I'm talking about the show that's taking the country(s) by storm 'Trading Spaces'..


Recently I've found a way to get that tune outta my head 'finally'! The key is listen to Marilyn Manson repeatedly. Whamo! The Trading Spaces tune is gone. To all the spouses out there that dedicate yourselves to Trading Spaces, be generous and mute the tv when that tune is on.

Personally I've found that its also a good time for a nap when my wife is watching the show. Excellent napping time. But napping only goes so far, like when there's back to back to back episodes all weekend long. Its like OMG! NOOOO! On goes the headphones, on goes the Marilyn Manson and into a nice first person shooter game and we're cool. Remember the recipe for piece of mind and you'll be cool too.

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Michael Jackson
Ok, do we all thrive on bringing someone down or what? It seems this is an on going ordeal for Michael vs kids. Not to mention all the talk about the appearance changes he's gone through. My own opinion is there's money hungry moochers out there trying to get whatever they can out of him from payoff's. This site is based about my own opinions and another one of them is leave the dude alone and go find people that are really doing criminal activity. Like maybe the friggen moochers getting paid off.. Lets investigate them, was it a setup? Was it planned? See next line.

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Supplement Update - iTune Hack

The very same hacker that created the DeCSS hack for the protection scheme for DVD's once again came through with software (QTFairUse) that overcomes the scheme used in Windows version of Apples iTunes. To use the Open Source software, you'll need to do a little leg work. You'll need MinGW and MSYS to compile and QTFairUse .. The way it works is it doesn't actually crack iTunes, rather it takes advantage of a vulnerability and is used from the commandline. Once the data is decrypted and unprotected it dumps that audio data from QuickTimes temporary memory in MPEG4 AAC format. It takes a little more work to get the data in a playable format but there have been a few people that have succeeded in getting it so that certain MPEG4 players can play it. This is a definite *JAB* at the DRM (Digital Rights Management) technology that protects songs purchased from the iTunes music store.

One thing I don't understand, Johansen (the Norwegian programmer who created the hacks) has already been charged once, why on earth would they even think about charging him with anything is my question. HIRE him! Geez people, if you have someone out there that's able to crack or find vulnerability in your code then this is the one person you want to hire! Pay him to find those vulnerabilities or see if the code can be cracked and you'll know if you have a winner or loser scheme. Jon, you go dude!

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