'Poll Taken'... Results are in on a poll taken 'Yahoo! Autos' asking motorists about their
driving habits. More than a third of the motorists that took the poll said they'd changed clothes
while driving. Twenty seven percent said they applied cosmetics behind the wheel and a fifth
of the drivers said they had read a book or newspaper while driving down the road.
Scenario, I'm coming up along side of a car and see shuffling from the corner of my eye what
are my first thoughts? NAKED BODY!! Only to find out its a false alarm and nothing's happening
at all. Why can't I ever find these sights to see along the way traveling to my destination. My next
question is I wonder how many of the motorists that took the poll held back information on any
sexual tendencies happening behind the wheel? You know they happen, I know they happen, but no one
ever talks about it.
SuckItUpPrincess
I want the full story!!!
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 Sing me a song and I'll give you an opinion.
Can ya believe it?! More crap to complain about. If you have any issues or opinions you'd care
to share, don't hesitate!
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"Things that piss me off"
Picture yourself driving your spouse or whom ever to, lets say, the local bus
stop. You get there a bit early which is a good thing so you park your car in
an out of the way spot to sit and wait. Its dark out, so you shut off your main
headlights, leaving the parking lights on to show you're there. Then along comes
someone else to the local bus stop (early mind you) so they park ahead of you
pointed in your direction. There's one difference here that's very pronounced
between you and the other guy. He decides to leave all his lights going with his
damned headlights shining right in your face. I'm not one to promote road rage
in any fashion but in this case I'd really like to help the guy to learn to shut
those blasted headlights out with a nice large sledgehammer!
For the guy leaving the headlights on, have some fucking consideration for the next guy
that just may happen to be sensitive to the darkness and effected by the headlights
glaring in your face! Next, buy an extra set of headlights. You just may need 'em
in case someone decides they've had enough. Then....
SuckItUpPrincess
Admit you're a dink!
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"Lets cover the shuttle"
Columbia Crew
We at SuckItUpPrincess would like to express our deepest sorrows over the deaths due to
the failed shuttle mission. There is never anything good that can be said from a
tragedy like this.
There were reports from our SuckItUp Team stating 'People are
selling parts of the space shuttle on e-bay!' . ANYONE taking part of this for their own
gain and profit (or for any profit) are among the lowest form of scum and should remember:
SuckItUpPrincess
You suck!
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This was the coolest thing...
They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark,
stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he
watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...
and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
from the storm. She wanted that...more than anything. Suddenly, with a pop,
the power went out...
She screamed.
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into
his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He
was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on...
as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they
had to be together. They knew it was wrong. Their families would never understand...
So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors...
just the faint click of a camera......
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