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Uhhhmm, I dunno..


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"Recent Death - Solute!" It's been announced that frisbee legend is dead at 78. All the things that came into play for making the frisbee fly better came from this man. His efforts will definitely live on! Now for the kicker. His family will be honoring his wish that his ashes be moulded into what will be considered 'memorial flying discs' to be given to select family and friends... After giving it some though, I have my own last wish that when my time comes I'd like my ashes to be incorperated into a hard disk.
SuckItUpPrincess
So I wanna stay hard forever!



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'In The News' in Toronto there was a 12 year old Mississauga boy who browsed to a web site that showed him how to build a bomb. After following the web sites instruction he ended up blowing most of his hand off. It's said that there's nothing in the web site that would have raised any flags of suspicion of concern. The bomb ended up blowing off his three middle fingers, most of his palm and nearly his pinkie.

Now you can't blame this on the net. I mean sure its found on the net but its got to be on paper somewhere first. I believe that the net just makes things more accessible because there's a lot less work involved in finding information for things since you don't have to actually research hard books (which would of course detur kids).



NOT
ANYMORE

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"Drink Milk Today!"
Just a little spot for milk. I mean in the past I've heard statistics about milk being bad for you. Then another time I've heard that milk will do you no good after a certain age. Well let me tell you its GREAT at EVERY age!! Go out, Drink some TODAY!

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MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm, milk.... ;-)
You'll love it!


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SuckItUpPrincess Award!

With our SuckItUp thoughts, observations, ideal's, comments and contributions to weird media, this is our thanks. We'd like to take this time to thank the awarding party for their contribution! We'll be riding proudly with this puppy..

Gotta run now!!
Time to show off..


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True Facts :

Here's just a few tid-bits to brighten your day:

#1) There are 106 boys born for every 100 girls

#2) Here's one for ya... Queen Elizabeth I loved vanilla so much that she eventually refused all foods prepared without it.

#3) Rumor contends that a piece of Saran Wrap can be used as an impromptu condom. It does not work. Plastic film does not withstand the friction of sexual intercourse nor does it provide an adequate barrier against sperm.

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